Thursday, February 19, 2015

Flashback Friday ~

Soooooo... It has occurred to me that my children are getting too old and too "private" to share all the funny things they say and do! Since I started blogging when they were 2.5 and 3 I have no record of the early years! I'm gonna try to post a "flashback" story I want to remember! Up first...
"The Time Jackson Got a Toilet Stuck on his Neck"
Md: mama, jack suck.
Me: huh? He's stuck where?
Md: in da potty.
Me: why is he in the potty? He wears diapers!
Md: I not know, he got da potty on his head...

I can't begin to explain what all I imagined he could've possibly gotten into but thankfully the potty was truly stuck around his head...
And he was SCREAMING!!!

I could not get it off! 
I couldn't take him anywhere because when a potty lid is around your neck you obviously can't fit in a car seat!
Dalton was in court.
His dad was out of town.
I was about to be late  for work. 
I called the pecan plant and Dalton's dads right hand man came with limb loppers and freed the wild child! 
I actually had to call my boss and say I was running late because Jackson had a toilet lid stuck around his head/neck...
And I wonder why I'm crazy.... ;)

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Barbara said...

I still remember when you called me, you said Mama, you would think somebody would throw me a bone every now and then, Jax has the toilet seat stuck on his head, and I think I am going to have to call the fire department to get him out. I still laugh out loud when I remember this story.

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