Potty mouth ~ ~ ~

Jackson has gotten on this kick where he wants to say penis all the time. Don't know why, but he thinks that this is soooo funny! On Saturday, Dalton was working on the tractor with a friend and Jackson walks by and just says vagina for some random reason. NOW ~ you may wonder why he knows these words....let's just say with a sister who is 17 months older than him, they BOTH know what the other has! ;) Anyway, last night he was really ugly because I did not send his name and a birthday card into the "Sunnyside Up Show." He was TICKED. I called Dalton in to talk to him and we decided that from that point on, if EITHER one of them said anything ugly that they would get either soap or what I like to refer to as "Mind Your Mother Spray" (it is fresh breath but HOT!).

So ~ Fastforward to today at the end of school. My Biology class was finshing up a worksheet to turn in and MDD came in and was drawing. Out of the clear blue sky, she blurts out something about a penis. She saw the look on my face and started crying. I made her tell me what she said again and told her she knew what was going to happen. AND DID SHE EVER CRY! I am talking SCREAMING! Begging me to spank her and not to use the "spray." Of course my class is in shock. They are just looking at the 2 of us. We go out to the car ~ no spray. I had to be quick on my toes and knew the soap would more than likely have her puking, so I opted for the science supply closet ~ Trusty old vinegar!!! She was crying uncontrollably begging me to stop. I took her into the lab away from the other kids and poured the vinegar in the lid. I put 2 fingers in it and then put my fingers in her mouth. I think that this was VERY effective! She had to keep her mouth closed and could not have a drink.

When we came out, one of my students said, "Miss Amber, we have never seen you mad before! You can be really scary!" Uhhhh..DUH??!?! Long story short, we are hosting a Boot Camp to get rid of bathroom words at the Dowdy House ~ and if I was a betting woman, I'd be willing to bet Jackson will be having douche breathe before bedtime! ;)

Have a penis....ooppps! I mean.....great day! ;)

Amber

***And by the way, she has apologized NUMEROUS times and is REALLY sorry!