Kids Say the funniest things ~

**I said, "do not dive in the bathtub!" MD, " Mama, that makes you sound so uneducated when you say that." (wonder where she has heard that one???)

**MD sa she finds a command strip, "MAMA! I did not know you could deck your halls without ruining your walls!"

**JD to MD, "I will give you a brown coin for a dollar." MD, "No Jackson, a dollar IS 100 brown coins, which are called pennies." JD, "Sissy, you can't even rip up a brown coin, but dollars tear....please???"

**JD,"Mama, when I grow up to be an Elf will I have magic eyes like Elfie?" I said, "I don't know Jackson." He then went on to ask, "You think that santa is going to have to cut my ears to make them pointy or will he just give me a magic pill or something bc if he has to cut my ears, I better just be a policeman." ;)

It is FREEZING here! I know I say that everyday, but everyday it is colder and colder! It may even snow and I think I am the only one NOT excited! I am dreaming of suntan lotion, chlorine and sitting poolside!!!