"The Time Jackson Got a Toilet Stuck on his Neck"
Md: mama, jack suck.
Me: huh? He's stuck where?
Md: in da potty.
Me: why is he in the potty? He wears diapers!
Md: I not know, he got da potty on his head...
I can't begin to explain what all I imagined he could've possibly gotten into but thankfully the potty was truly stuck around his head...
And he was SCREAMING!!!
I could not get it off!
I couldn't take him anywhere because when a potty lid is around your neck you obviously can't fit in a car seat!
Dalton was in court.
His dad was out of town.
I was about to be late for work.
I called the pecan plant and Dalton's dads right hand man came with limb loppers and freed the wild child!
I actually had to call my boss and say I was running late because Jackson had a toilet lid stuck around his head/neck...
And I wonder why I'm crazy.... ;)
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