Gassy Girl ~ ~ ~

The past few days have been BUSY! The play we went to was AWESOME! Mary D and Jackson did not MOVE! We did have one issue I am trying to forget about but can't ~ in the middle of the play, while Belle was singing there was a pause. Dead Silence. Before she could bellow out her next note, MDD passed gas SO LOUD that I even laughed out of embarassment. I mean, it was like a nuclear explosion. I was worried people were going to think that it was me. We were surrounded by parents from my school. I was about to DIE. I made her say excuse me and threatened her with her life if she did it again. She was not in the least bothered by it and had no clue why I was so upset....oh to be 4 again!


Today, we went to the dentist. MDD has one spot that we have to have fixed when we get back to from MS. Once again, we were in the waiting room and MD passed gas again...LOUD. I am not sure what to do about this??? I cannot ignore it when Jackson yells out, "EEewwww....Sissy pooted!" Which is better than "Somebody pooted" bc the people may think it was me! I have tried to tell them we don't acknowledge poots and if you need to poot, go to the bathroom....I might as well be speaking German. They just let her rip...wherever...whenever....

We were leaving the dentist and I told them to hold my hands. They both wanted to hold their make believe friends' hands, so I turned around and they are both walking alone, with their hands stuck out, holding the "air"....I am sure we looked like we escaped from the circus....

Speaking of circus ~ If school doesn't work out for JDD, he can join the circus....he has somehow managed to tee tee on his own head....TWICE this week. Now THAT takes talent! :)

Enough rambling for today ~ kids are alseep and I have things to do! :)