Funny things ~

With all the drama in our house this past week I have not had time to share some funny things the kids have said! :)

I have a concrete statue of Virgin Mary by a planter near the pool. JD got of the pool to tee tee and said, "Hey Mommy! I am peeing on God's head!" Now THAT took a LOT of explaining why we don't say or do that one!

JD was opening his happy meal and was pleasantly surprised to see he had somehow gotten THREE prizes in one meal. MD said, "Boy Jackson! You sure got your money's worth! they filled you up on the prizes!"

JD (one day while Md was having her 500th meltdown about school and I was trying to explain how upset I was about the entire situation), "Mommy, are you proud at me since I did not "bombit" with my hashbrown?" Oh yes son! OVERJOYED!

And my favorite ~ Today at church we had baptism. JD has never been in church to actually see this (they used to go out earlier in the service) so I was trying to whisper what was happening.
AD: They are getting baptized.
JD: Is that a swimming pool?
AD: No, more like a big tub.
JD: Are they gonna splash me?
AD: No, be quiet and listen. I will explain this to you after church.
~*~*~* Three people are baptized, the preacher finishes up and JD says in a LOUD whisper, "Do they have guns?" AD: "Who?" JD: "The BAD GUYS the preacher put under the water. The BAD GUYS always have guns." :)

Have a great week!