Amazing the things that I have "not" done lately ~ hmmm...
- I did not ask Mary Dalton to hold the "vomit bucket" in the car while the police man came up to ask me why I ran a stop sign (Which I did NOT run ~ totally stopped!!!)
- I did not make Jackson a sandwich for EVERY meal Friday -Sunday.
- I did not ignore a stack of mail that REALLY needs to be opened so I could play in the yard with two sweet kiddos!
- I surely did not give my children gum to chew on the way to school because they did not have time to brush their teeth ~ certainly not ME!
- I did not bribe the children with a dollar to leave me alone for an hour while I felt as if my uterus my hit the floor at any given moment ~ (by the way...BEST $2 I've spent!;))
- I did not purposefully ignore Mary Dalton's make up work from Friday. (I just "kinda" forgot!)
- I did not lie to my children ~ McDonalds IS OUT of ice cream cones until further notice (at least when I am in the drive tru!)
- I did not totally freak out when Jackson fell off the swing set and skinned his head and busted his lip.
- I did not stay awake EVERY night while Dalton was gone making sure that they both were breathing and were safe.
- I did not jump for joy inside when I knew that Dalton was only minutes away from being home!!! (Yeah right ~ I LEAPED AND JUMPED!!!)
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